How to Retire Rich – Abridged

I’ve just read one too many essays on entrepreneurship, financial advice, etc.  Here’s my condensed version on how to retire rich:
  1. Go to work.  If unemployed, hone skills and ask people to pay you for them.
  2. Don’t buy stupid shit you don’t need. If you do, regift at the next required gift giving event.
  3. Don’t have kids. If you do, don’t send them to college.
  4. Don’t get sick. If you do, be sure to die quickly.  If you have a family and you like them, buy some insurance before getting sick.

Now go earn some money with the time you just saved.  You’re welcome.

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